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Joke of the Day

"Feminist are like sleeper agents Both have trigger words."

"What would Caitlyn Jenner need to do if she changed her mind about being a woman? She would need to reJennerate some balls. What does Caitlyn Jenner do before she goes out? Bruce's up for the evening."

"OVERHEARD - Woman 1: ""We went downtown to visit 9/11..."" Woman 2: ""You mean the World Trade Center?"" Woman 1: ""No that's not there anymore."""

"just met a guy who's using an empty beef jerky bag as a wallet so don't worry you're probably doing just fine"

"I became a proud father today He just turned four, but he was a boring little shit the first few years."

"Sarcasm so good, they think you're being nice."

"Cinderella taught girls that it's ok if a guy has no idea what you look like as long as he's a prince."

"What is the similarity between Disney World and a woman? They both make you wait 2 hours for a 30 second ride!"

"It's cool we live in a time where we can just type ""lol"" or ""haha"" without actually having to laugh or have feelings."

"In the beginning... Miller Brewing said, ""Let there be Lite."" The Fat Broad said, ""Less filling, but I'm not sure it tastes great."""