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Joke of the Day
"Feminist are like sleeper agents Both have trigger words."
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"What do you call a woman with a very round head? Sophia. (sphere) it works best spoken"
"Me: I'm super funny. I mean, how could 13K people be wrong? Husband: There were WAY more people in the Nazi party. Me:................."
"Alarm company: We need your emergency contact info. Me: (eating chips) My dog doesn't have a cell phone."
"there should be some kind of National Dog and before any politician gets sworn into office we have to see how the dog reacts to them"
"Why type of lightning likes to play sports? -Ball lightning"
"4 words Donald Trump Presidential Library"
"What is it called when an Ethiopian takes a shit? Bragging"
"Hear about the Hell's Angels biker who's a baker? he's bad to the scone"
"Do you want to buy a broken barometer? No pressure.."