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Joke of the Day
"Dark humor is like food... ...Not everyone gets it."
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"Apologies to my forehead for assuming that automatic doors will just ""open."""
"Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..."
"5yo: [crying] I teddy at home! He'll be sad that I abandoned them! Me: Want to call him & apologize? 5: You don't have his phone number."
"Why does the media always call a stabbing incident a ""violent"" stabbing incident? Is it possible to stab someone non-violently?"
"Eschew pretentious poses. The boy who farted laughing gas, eschewed pretentious poses. He thought those who called him vulgar, had boogers in their noses."
"How many kids do you think Wolverine has? Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out."
"It must be hard to send Barack Obama a Thank You card without sounding sarcastic."
"TIL that skydiving... ...without a parachute, is a once in a lifetime experience."
"So, two elephants are in a bathtub, when one of them says, ""pass the soap"", and the other one says, ""No soap: Radio!"""