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Joke of the Day
"Dark humor is like food... ...Not everyone gets it."
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"I throw my hands up in the air sometimes, saying ""am I being detained?"""
"Oxygen and magnesium went on a date... OMg!"
"What do you call the ghost of a chicken? A poultry-geist!"
"Knock Knock Who's there ? Chopin ! Chopin who ? Chopin the supermarket !"
"What can a goose do that a duck can't do and a lawyer should do? Stick his bill up his ass."
"[Vegan Conference] Announcer: While we await our key speaker, please talk among yourselves Vegan: I'm a vegan Vegan2: I'm also a vegan"
"Which book has the worst cliffhanger? Anne Frank's Diary"
"What do ""Damn Daniel"" and pedophiles have in common? They both have white vans"
"If you're cold, stand in the corner It's usually 90 degrees"