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Joke of the Day
"Did you guys hear about the circus fire? It was in tents."
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"if Trump played classical pianoa Would he grab it by Debussy?"
"So I work with dogs Whenever they get unruly I just tell them they are adopted."
"Excuse me ma'am could you tell me the date? Because you're a total 10/10!"
"My husband thinks The Bachelor show is fake, they're all there to be actors, and that it's total bullshit. Then he turned to wrestling."
"Anonymous declared war on ISIS! They'll never know what hit em..."
"What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint."
"Life is like poker. I try to get 21 but always hit on 14."
"What's upside down and downside up at the same time ? A kid with cerebral palsy living in Australia"
"""I love you"" can be the most beautiful words you can hear from someone you truly care about, next to ""I got this round."""