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Joke of the Day
"I remixed a remix... ...& it was back to normal!"
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"Oh, some guy screwed you over? Would you like to explain how the whole male population is responsible for this?"
"What's a pedophile's favorite musical score? The Magic Flute in A Minor"
"Who's Irish and sleeps on your porch? Paddy O'Furniture!"
"A bird just landed on Bernie Sanders' podium during a speech It's a shame it was just a bird and not 800 delegates"
"A screwdriver walks into a bar... The bartender sees it and shouts out, ""Hey! We have a drink named after you!"" The screwdriver gets excited and says, ""You have a drink named Larry?"""
"What's the definition of ""relative humidity"" in Arkansas? The amount of sweat you can lick off your fathers balls after sex."
"If you throw a party how do you know Mrs. Elephant is in her period? Your mattress is missing and, theirs a quarter on the dresser."
"Kisses are like real estate .... Location Location Location"
"All the problems fade before a hangover"