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Joke of the Day
"What's a pedophile's favorite musical score? The Magic Flute in A Minor"
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"What is Mozart doing right now? *Decomposing*"
"I never reflect more on the terrible things I might have said or done than when you take longer than 10 minutes to text me back."
"Australians don't have sex. ... Australians mate"
"What does a Bird and a fridge have in common? They Can Both fly except the fridge."
"*baby takes first step* wow took you long enough"
"What did the husband say to his wife when he tried pushing it in as much as he could, but it still wouldn't fit? He said ""I'm going to try on a different shoe size."""
"What's brown and sticky? A twig."
"What do you call a happy cow? Laughing stock. What do you call a grumpy cow? A Feminist"
"Got a Handjob from a Blind Girl last night... She said ""You have the biggest dick i've ever put my hands on"" I said ""Nah, you're pulling my leg"""