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Joke of the Day

"A screwdriver walks into a bar... The bartender sees it and shouts out, ""Hey! We have a drink named after you!"" The screwdriver gets excited and says, ""You have a drink named Larry?"""

"How did Dairy Queen get pregnant? Burger King forgot to wrap his Whopper."

"roses r red violets r blue sunflowers r yellow i bet u were expecting someting romantic but no this is just gardening facts"

"[NSFW] why do penguins have flat dicks? Because they masturbate like this *imitates penguin flapping arms*"

"Some mornings I wake up bitchy... Other mornings I let her sleep."

"Why does Dr. Pepper come in a can? Because his wife is dead."

"What do communist leaders call protesters? Red paint."

"More ""kills"" on Tinder than any man in the history of online dating, Bradley Cooper is.... American Swiper."

"(bad joke) What's the best vegetable for stepping on when you get out of the shower? A toe-mat-o."

"What's /r/blackpeopletwitter's favourite charity? ox-fam"