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Joke of the Day
"What does a perverted cow do at night? Beef Jerkey"
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"What do you call a smart blonde? A golden retriever"
"Why are Leprechauns always laughing? Because the grass tickles their balls when they run EDIT: I don't know why I decided to post this.."
"Where do comedian Eskimos live? A Giggloo."
"Me: What kind of tools do I need to make a cake? Him: The fact that you're calling ingredients tools means u shouldnt be in charge of this."
"A skeleton walks into a bar... ...and orders a beer and a mop."
"Truthful Tuesday: The last time I had sex, I was so excited afterward I fired my musket skyward, alerting the Confederates to our presence."
"Why does Garfield hate Mondays? He doesn't have a job."
"I've been reading a book called 1,000 sexual positions'. I've reached position 176 and apparently from now on I'm going to need a woman."
"What's the hardest thing about Rollerblading? Telling your dad you're gay."