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Joke of the Day

"Why are Leprechauns always laughing? Because the grass tickles their balls when they run EDIT: I don't know why I decided to post this.."

"Knock knock Whos there? G.I JOE!!!"

"At the cinema. ME: Two tickets please! CASHIER: For the Hobbit? ME: How dare you sir, she's my date."

"[ER] ME: [scared] well? DOCTOR: ur ok M: so it was just a dream D: o no ur body is filled with lizards but ur system is accepting them"

"I vote for less election coverage"

"Gay Necrophelia ""well I don't see anything wrong with gay necrophelia,"" said bob, in dead earnest."

"myself. Sometimes I get ahead of"

"Poor Product Name Power equipment manufacturer Stihl recently developed a baby harness. They're calling it the Stihl Bjorn. So far, the only order placed has been by Rick Santorum."

"A book fell on my head today... I can only blame myshelf."

"Which Asians have the softest skin? Laotians"