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Joke of the Day

"I've been reading a book called 1,000 sexual positions'. I've reached position 176 and apparently from now on I'm going to need a woman."

"I like my pussy like I like my sandwiches With the meat inside"

"""Every dog has his day,"" they used to say. Still, no one was quite prepared that morning Emperor Mister Pickles marched his army into town."

"I opened a company selling landmines that look like prayer mats ... Business is booming and Prophets are going through the roof."

"Whenever someone says ""I don't have a horse in that race"" I respond with ""You don't have a horse at all, Reggie. You have a cat & diabetes."""

"My friend used to play sports. Then she realized you can buy trophies. Now she's good at everything."

"What If Google was a lesbian There will be more women empowerment :)"

"Friday and Monday are twins, but Friday is the twin that likes to party and is always down to bone."

"How's Donald Trump going to get rid of all the Mexicans? Juan by Juan."

"Knock knock... ""Who's there"" ""Ya mum"""