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"Where do comedian Eskimos live? A Giggloo."

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"My inner child just threatened to call Social Services if I don't eat ice cream for supper tonight."
"Deciding what kind of bread to eat with my curry... ...is a naan issue."
"What's the difference between karate and judo? Karate is a method of self defense and judo is what bagels are made of."
"Do me a faver? Look at any object near you k now imagen its a diferent thing how was youre experience? i imagened pencil is baseball"
"College graduates, did you know there are people that went to Princeton that can't find a job? And you just went to a normal shitty school."
"Does this bus stop at the river? If it doesn't there'll be a very big splash."
"There's 2 cows in a paddock One says ""moo"" the other says ""damn, I was just about to say that."""
"P Diddy or P Didn't he?"
"Why do older polygons make sure their sides all stay an equal length? It keeps you regular."