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Joke of the Day
"What's the hardest thing about Rollerblading? Telling your dad you're gay."
Next Joke
"Someday, my kids will say ""daddy, wanna hear a cool story"" and it will actually be followed by the telling of a cool story."
"Why does Daredevil worry about getting fat? He never watches what he eats."
"Did you hear about the fellow whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now."
"Have you ever loved someone so much, you wanted to keep them hidden from the world and all to yourself? Well, apparently it's called kidnapping"
"Relationship Status: Even my alarm clock stops responding to me after I bang it"
"""Oooo, a window. Let's see if I can fly through it."" - Dumbass birds"
"I'm so fat that every time I log on reddit it is under a heavy load :("
"A person in my class is constantly playing with his watch I wish I had that kind of time on my hands"
"My ex wrote to me: Can you delete my number? I responded: Who is this?"