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Joke of the Day
"A skeleton walks into a bar... ...and orders a beer and a mop."
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"Why did the skeleton go to the movies alone? He didn't have any body to go with him."
"By the end of their life, everyone will have appeared in at least two Fast & Furious movies"
"Hello jokesters! How about we show off our best 'I'm so poor that...' jokes. Fell free to put any joke that you feel is funny."
"My friend's Italian mom recently broke her collarbone skiing, and has very limited movement in her left arm. She says the main problem is the speech impediment."
"A woman asked me if I had a cigarette. ""Yes..."" I said, ""But what about your baby?"" She said, ""Oh no. He doesn't smoke."""
"What is an over protective German father's favorite game? Sudoku a game of neins!"
"What is a seal's favorite drink? Club soda"
"During a prison break, I saw a midget climb the fence of the prison yard. As he jumped down, he sneered at me... I thought to myself, ""well, that was a little con-descending."""
"If a giant capture you and me and made a smoothie out of us, what would it taste like? It would taste like ""just us""."