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Joke of the Day

"How many jews can you fit in a VW? Four - two in the front, two in the back, and none in the ashtray because the Holocaust never happened"

"It's not what man can create it's what man can become."

"How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, but the light bulb has to *want* to be screwed in."

"I was asked by a feminist how I viewed lesbian relationships.. ""In HD"" was NOT the right answer..."

"How many LA cops does it take to screw in a light bulb? Nobody knows. LA cops just beat the shit out of the room for being black in the first place."

"What is 13 inches long, has a purple head and makes a woman scream all night long? Crib death."

"If embryos are people, ultrasounds are child pornography"

"What do you call a spaghetti that went to a pasta party? An Impasta"

"#1 Handjob Tip for Women: Use your mouth."

"Can you believe they're the same age? http://www.foxnews.com/slideshow/entertainment/2015/10/07/stars-who-are-the-same-age/#/slide/kylie-maisie-same-age"