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Joke of the Day

"Can you believe they're the same age? http://www.foxnews.com/slideshow/entertainment/2015/10/07/stars-who-are-the-same-age/#/slide/kylie-maisie-same-age"

"I've been feeling really dizzy since yesterday I think I need to stop these New Year revolutions."

"Why dont feminists go to indoor soccer games... Because, with the astroturf, there would be no place for them to graze."

"How do you make a Snowman smile? Tell him the snowblower is coming."

"""Doctor: Put the IV in. Nurse: The 4 what?"" - chronic problem in Roman emergency rooms"

"Why was the paper man sent to jail? He was caught rustling."

"Did you read that story on r/news? [removed]"

"Yes, I've lost to my computer at chess. But it turned out to be no match for me at kickboxing."

"What is the difference between a toad and a horny toad? A toad says rib-it, rib-it. A horny toad says rub-it, rub-it."

"What bird has wings but cannot fly ? Roast turkey !"