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Joke of the Day
"If embryos are people, ultrasounds are child pornography"
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"Did you hear about the man who had purple paint thrown all over him? He was violeted"
"Real ghost niggas eat the BOOty"
"Did you hear about the Mexican train conductor who killed everyone? He had locomotives."
"""And thou shalt know those whom God has chosen for eternal salvation in the following manner: they shall retweet this."" Revelation 4:12."
"The Katy Perry song that goes, ""You're hot and you're cold,"" was actually about a microwaveable burrito."
"I just killed a huge spider crawling along the floor with my shoe. I don't care how big a spider is, nobody steals my fucking shoe."
"So a horse walks into a bar... The bartender says, ""Why the long face?"" The horse responds, ""They wouldn't renew Sex and the City for another season."""
"Why did the UK's BBFC ban facesitting? They're big fans of teabagging."
"My ex wife died so I went to the cemetery and to honor her, I poured a fine, 12 year old bottle of scotch on her grave. But first I filtered it through my kidneys. EDIT: Holy crap! Front page!!!"