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Joke of the Day

"A Spanish Magician says he will disappear on the count of three He said Uno Dos Then he disappeared with no tres (say it out loud to understand)"

"Why bachelors are skinner than married men A bachelor goes into the kitchen, opens the fridge, sighs, goes to bed. A married man goes into the bedroom, lifts the blanket, sighs, goes to the fridge."

"Overheard, my parents, watching the World Cup: Dad: Who are you routing for? Mom: I'm routing for it to be over."

"I lost my mood ring. I don't know how I feel about this"

"The store that has everything. I keep hearing about this amazing store that has EVERYTHING. Unfortunately I cant find it anywhere... anyone know where ""Participating Locations"" is at?"

"Women think about sex every 7 seconds. Just not with you."

"What is gray, has a trunk, and big ears? A mouse going on vacation."

"When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90 % of their body... Men are so polite they only look at the covered parts."

"Jokes Know any lion jokes"

"Friends are like boobs, some are big, some are small, some are real and some are fake."