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Joke of the Day

"I'm okay with selling fake ID's to minors because they're all organ donor cards."

"Q: Why are brunettes so proud of their hair? A: It matches their mustaches."

"Q: How is Christmas celebrated in a Jewish home? A: They put parking meters on the roof!"

"What would you call The Flintstones if they were black? Niggers."

"I wanted to ride my bike, But it was two tired."

"A(n atrocious) Knock-Knock Joke Knock knock! Who's there? Cop car goes ""wee!"" Cop car goes ""Wee!"" who..."

"Whats the difference between Lance Armstrong and Hitler? Lance can finish a race."

"I think we need to start a boycott of Michael Cera movies... until he plays the role he was born for: Ellen Degeneres."

"In honor of the Million Muslim March... What do you get when you add a million lesbians to the Million Man March? Two million people that don't do dick."

"How do you circumcise a whale? Four skin divers."