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Joke of the Day
"I wanted to ride my bike, But it was two tired."
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"What's a monkey's favorite snack? Rhesus Peanut butter cups!"
"It's only takes me 2.5 hours of wasting time on the internet to do five minutes of work."
"Eat for free at any restaurant by disguising yourself as a trash can."
"why do gorillas have big nostrils? Big fingers!!!"
"what does shrek say when he falls off a boat?? if you think the answer is ""ive gone ogreboard!!"" you are sick and twisted & need help"
"When it comes to cooking herb-crusted fish... ...there's a thyme and a plaice."
"Do you piss in the toilet before getting in the shower? I'll bet you wipe yourself with toilet paper too..."
"ok so when a guy marries four women does he wear four rings or just ONE RING TO RULE THEM ALL?"
"What is the favorite Pokemon of a smoked meat sandwich? Raichu"