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Joke of the Day

"Q: How is Christmas celebrated in a Jewish home? A: They put parking meters on the roof!"

"Why did the chicken cross the road twice? Because it was a double-crosser"

"When Lee ate raw onions for a week what did he become? Lone Lee."

"The Welsh people were the first people to invent the condom by using sheep's intestine. The English later improved the concept by removing it from the sheep first."

"After 50 years of failed embargoes and isolation the US is about to unleash its most obnoxious weapon on Cuba to date...the American tourist."

"I don't know why people dislike roman Numerals. I, for one, like them."

"*Tears off break away pants as I approach the breakfast buffet*"

"I'd like a little pussy... This guy says to a girl he'd been chatting up ""I'd like a little pussy!"" She replied, ""me too...mine's as big as a house!"""

"[Friend] Kyle, u have to stop referring to your Ballet Club as a ""gang"" [Me & my gang all do 2 pirouettes and stop in unison] ""Not a chance"""

"Just said ""No you can't have an apple because you'll spoil the pizza that's being delivered very soon."" I shouldn't be allowed to parent."