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Joke of the Day

"I think we need to start a boycott of Michael Cera movies... until he plays the role he was born for: Ellen Degeneres."

"What's the difference between a cat and a comma? One has claws at the end of it's paws and the other is a pause at the end of a clause."

"American Horror Story The Rise of Donald Trump."

"I can't have teamwork at League of Legends because... the only people listening to my calls are the NSA."

"Hurricanes are like a divorce in West Virginia There's lots of yelling and screaming, and somebody looses a trailer. -joke from my chem teacher today"

"If you stop at a yellow light I'm going to assume you have something illegal in your car."

"A black, a mexican and a gipsy sit in a Car. Who is driving the car? The police."

"I like my Women how I like my Coffee. Ground up and in a bag :^)"

"How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? You pay for the pizza."

"What happened when the slave put his head into a lions mouth to count how many teeth he had ? The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had !"