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Joke of the Day

"A(n atrocious) Knock-Knock Joke Knock knock! Who's there? Cop car goes ""wee!"" Cop car goes ""Wee!"" who..."

"So..I just broke up with Jim. We were just not working out."

"Your first instinct is gonna to be to spell ""leopard"" and ""deaf"" correctly. You're going to want to resist that. Best band manager ever."

"What's worse than raining cats and dogs? Hailing taxis."

"I'd make a wind pun But it blows.."

"What is a rocket's favorite meal? Launch! Another one from my 9 year old."

"Why did the neckbeard become a doctor? He sure knows how to treat M'aladies"

"I would tell you a FedEx joke... but you'd probably wouldn't receive it until a week or so."

"i only watch superbowl for the commercials.i am unsure how to spend my surplus income &desperately need suggestions via talking animals"

"My husband is doing that cute thing where he would happily drive into oncoming traffic & kill us all while trying to find a bug on his leg."