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Joke of the Day
"Why is the alcoholic law student sad? Because he couldn't pass the bar."
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"What did one strawberry say to the other strawberry? If you hadn't been so fresh, we wouldn't be in this jam!"
"Hello. It's me. I was wondering if after all this time you still had all the money you owe me."
"What do you call a custard when it goes bad? Off-pudding."
"What elephant and a canary and in common? They both can't ride bicycles."
"The guy who developed Fractals.. The guy who developed fractals was Benoit B Mandelbrot, I heard the 'B' stood for 'Benoit B Mandelbrot'"
"What do you call an unimportant pachyderm? It's irrelephant."
"A squiggly red line should appear under people who are wrong for you"
"Just ate an order of cheese fries and smoke started coming out of my Fitbit."
"Why were people angry wen the chiken crossed the rd? Cus he looked one way, then another way after."