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Joke of the Day
"An Irishman walks out of a bar... hey, it could happen!"
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"""Inside Amy Schumer"" is funny... As it's a show I never wish to watch, and a place I never wish to be."
"California is getting so much rain right now... ...that even Caitlyn Jenner is getting wet."
"My favorite endangered species is the black NASCAR fan."
"A day with no sunshine is like..... night"
"Why wasn't Hitler allowed at the barbeques? He always burned the Franks."
"What do a woman and a refrigerator have in common? They both leak when they're fucked."
"I made two New Year's resolutions: my first is to stop procrastinating I'll make my second one later"
"I was arrested for indecent exposure, but, sadly, released for lack of evidence."
"What does Iron Butterfly put in their margaritas? It's agave tequila, honey."