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Joke of the Day
"An Irishman walks out of a bar... hey, it could happen!"
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"Got in a fight with my boner this morning; Don't worry i beat it single handedly."
"In the future the only two jobs left are Uber driver and escape room planner."
"*turns TV off* ""THEY HAD CAMERAS EVERYWHERE BUT NOBODY SAW THE TOYS WALKING AROUND?!"" - me every time I watch Toy Story 3"
"I just want you all to know, whatever problems you might be having, I'm here to like' them."
"Subway Jared ended his career just like how he started it... ...by trying to get into smaller pants"
"[The Justice League on patrol] Superman: Wait! I smell something fishy... Batman:*chuckles* Aquaman: Know what? Screw you guys. I'm going home"
"First rule of flight club...no penguins."
"Do you know what he was be for he was Putin ? he was Stalin."
"[Dr.] ""Your blood is 40% cheese, if you eat ANY more you'll die"" *slowly raises piece of cheese to mouth* ""Don't do it"" *eats cheese* *dies*"