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Joke of the Day

"If Coca-Cola REALLY cared about the obesity problem they'd put cocaine back in their recipe."

"""Put cheese on it."" ""It's not-"" ""Put cheese on it."" ""Really now, you-"" ""Everything gets better with cheese on it."" ""Sir, it's a BROKEN LEG."""

"Lets get freaky. I mean really Freaky. Like I can't look you in the eye for two days kinda freaky."

"*girl smokes weed 1 time doesnt even get high* *spends next 3 days drawing mushrooms with highlighters*"

"What's a four letter word for intercourse ending with K? Talk"

"Me: What's the suite number on that address? 8: It just says ""Hashtag 301."" Me: Before hashtags were born, those were called number signs."

"Women - What is the similarity between women and garbagebags? - You fill them up and toss them out the door!"

"*hates you so much replaces everything and everyone you love with a cat* even if you already have a cat, *replaces it with a worse cat*"

"My friends bakery burned down yesterday Now his business is toast."

"*Claps along at an opera*"