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Joke of the Day
"What is ET short for? He's got little legs."
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"What did the Kiwi say to the Jew? Hee broo"
"I'd much rather have a sex tape released to the public than a video of me trying to run in flip flops."
"Why does noone listen ever to the guy who talks with his mouth full? He is so misunderstood."
"All men are the same Said the Chinese woman who lost her husband in a crowd"
"What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with a vegetable? Mrs. Hawking"
"I'm taking up cross-stitch so I can make handmade gifts for all the girls in my life Cause bitches get stitches. (though I won't have as many once this stupid joke gets out.)"
"What do you call ten Utah State law students standing ear to ear? A wind tunnel."
"still can't say ""jk"" without whispering ""rowling"""
"I like sleeping outside. No hobo."