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Joke of the Day
"What is ET short for? He's got little legs."
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"My dog is so excited about me washing the car that I'm starting to think he borrows it while I'm asleep"
"Haven't seen any Harambe memes for a while, I suppose this means Harambe is dead.."
"[Brings a snowball to a work meeting and tosses it at boss] I'm not trying to disprove the theory of global warming I just don't like you."
"Daughter: Dad, can I have some Kit Kat for my snack tonight? Me: Absolutely not D: Why? M: Because I said so D: Because you ate them? M: Yes"
"Why Don't Jews Like Ions? They prefer their molecules free of charge."
"Is chicken soup good for your health ? Not if you're the chicken !"
"What did the bird say to the other bird Bro, do you even drosophila melanogaster ?"
"Why was simba grounded? Because he was lion! Please. Please kill me.."
"A monk walks up to a hot dog stand he says to the cart owner, ""Make me one with everything."""