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Joke of the Day
"What did the bird say to the other bird Bro, do you even drosophila melanogaster ?"
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"How do I change the ring on my phone to an onion ring?"
"If women are people, why are they so stupid? Seriously. Even the smartest and most accomplished women are dumber than the most retarded head lice."
"My exes new girlfriend has been calling me looking for him for days. It got old. I gave in and sent her the map and shovel."
"What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute? About a hundred bucks an hour."
"I must be emotionally constipated ...because I haven't given a shit in days"
"*spills water on pants* ok don't let anyone think you peed your pants ""hey what happ--"" MY WATER BROKE, GET ME TO THE HOSPITAL"
"A Person With Autism Walks Into A Bar ""Ouch"" he says."
"*repeatedly tries to explain Sisyphus to classmates who have apparently never heard of him* I wish you guys could get how ironic this is."
"What the Ambani brothers said to each other I cannot reliance on the other"