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Joke of the Day

"My dog is so excited about me washing the car that I'm starting to think he borrows it while I'm asleep"

"What do you get if you cross a telephone with a hunting dog? A golden receiver!"

"why dont atheists solve exponential equations ? they dont believe in higher powers."

"Got kicked out of Barnes and Noble for moving the ""Caution Wet Floor"" sign to the Fifty Shades of Gray aisle."

"My new years resolutions are: 1: Stop making lists. B: Be more consistent. 7: Learn to count."

"Camp Doctor: Your cough sounds better today! Camper: It should I practised all night!"

"A man is stranded on a dessert island and it was delicious."

"Why do the French not pronounce ""h"" at the beginning of words? *with a French accent* Because they hate it."

"But I'm the good kind of abomination, right???"

"What do elderly zombies crave? BRAAAAAAAAAAAAANS"