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Joke of the Day
"Why Don't Jews Like Ions? They prefer their molecules free of charge."
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"Look at you, putting your bag of popcorn into a bowl like the Queen of England."
"What do you call someone who tells too many lame dinosaur jokes? I dino-bore! . I'm sorry."
"Why should honeymoons only last six days? Because seven days makes a hole weak."
"What do you call a beautiful woman on the arm of a banjo player? A tattoo."