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Joke of the Day
"Why is semen white and pee yellow? So you know whether he's coming or going."
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"What did one ameoba say to the other ameoba? Go fuck yourself."
"How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work?"
"If you watch the movie Twister backwards it's the story of friendly tornados saving lives, rebuilding destroyed towns and playing with cows."
"William Shatner? I didn't even know he knew her."
"My doctor said to be careful when i drive underground with other people in the car Otherwise i might get carpool tunnel syndrome"
"My fitness instructer keeps asking if I squat. No Gary..I rent. I'm not a hobo."
"So this guy walks into a bar... Ouch!"
"""What an awesome body-"" Oh... thanks. I work out- ""- of research."" - formulas. I work out formulas. *sips tea* I do a lot of math."
"Conductor do you stop at the Savoy Hotel? I should say not on my salary!"