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Joke of the Day
"How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work?"
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"I do this really cute thing where I yawn right before my girlfriend kisses me so I almost swallow her face"
"What do you call an Argentinian victim of grand theft auto? Carlos"
"How did Jared Fogle lose 40 pounds? He dumped his girlfriend."
"Take me down to Orion city... where the girls are green and the grass is pretty."
"Why do chicken coops have two doors? Because if they had four it would be a chicken sedan."
"Plot twist: two birds kill YOU with one stone."
"Man goes to a restaurant Sits down at a table by himself and places a calender in front of him. The waiter ask why the calendar? Man replies ""I didn't want to be alone so I brought some dates"""
"What do you say when trying to catch the elevator? ""Hodor! Hodor!"""
"What do my relationships and fat people have in common? They never work out."