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Joke of the Day
"How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work?"
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"I ask Google the questions I'm too scared to ask other people."
"What did the figurine say when the boot flew past her protective dome? ""That was a cloche call!"""
"The guy that takes a picture for girls at a club never gets laid."
"What do you call a man with no body and just a nose? Nobody nose."
"Believe everything your tv tells you (sponges can talk, turtles eat pizza, love is real)"
"What do you call a stolen Tesla? An Edison"
"What do you call the owner of Frigidaire? A refrigerator magnate"
"""WHAT THE HELL? WHERE'S THE OTHER, SMALLER VERSION OF THIS PERSON?""--Russian surgeon's 1st time cutting a patient open"
"What do you call a Reddit cockblock? [removed]"