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Joke of the Day
"Conductor do you stop at the Savoy Hotel? I should say not on my salary!"
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"You can get used to everything. Except an icicle up your ass, because it melts before you get used to it. - A Finnish Proverb"
"Lone girl at the table: ""I like giving BJs but my boyfriend doesn't like getting them"" 5 guys in perfect unison: ""You're not doing it right"""
"Did you hear about the kidnapping? But then the kid woke up."
"One from my half asleep Girlfriend What happend to the guys who kidnapped Batman? They got Bale."
"Why did Adele cross the road? To get to the other side. Sorry."
"People are like snowflakes. If you piss on them they go away."
"How do you make a Kleenex dance? Put a little boogie in it."
"I'm good at 3 things: counting and ironic jokes and punchlines."
"Do you know the time ? No we haven't met yet !"