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Joke of the Day

"Never mind money, jobs, and real estate...I wonder what the youngs will do to us when they realize we've taken all the good usernames?"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Che ! Che who ? Che what your made of !"

"How did the farmer find the sheep in the tall grass? Satisfying."

"I used to play football for Jerry Sandusky. I started out as a tight end but finished the season as a wide receiver."

"Its hilariously ironic that the first gold medal won was by the U.S... For Shooting"

"What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? The winner of last year's hide & go seek contest."

"""What is your greatest strength""? Brevity."

"Did year about the phone war between the iPhone 6s and Samsung s6 I hear the S6 has an edge."

"""OMG!!! HeRE LiEs BRiaNnA RiP! :*("" - Tombstones in 2060"

"My Dad always worked really hard to be able to put dinner on the table for his family. And still my Mam moaned because he couldn't afford to buy plates. That table was ruined."