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Joke of the Day
"My fitness instructer keeps asking if I squat. No Gary..I rent. I'm not a hobo."
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"What do you call a person who farts in private? A private tutor"
"It's not a ""gay"" wedding or a ""straight wedding"" it's a ""waste of money they could have used for a down payment."""
"Keep a baby with you at all times in case you need to throw it at someone who tries to arrest you."
"Cinderella is my favorite fairy tale about how foot size is the best way to recognize someone."
"Have you heard about the new Emo pizza? It cuts itself!"
"What's brown, and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre......"
"Everybody always asks my why I like chess so much... yeah"
"What's an old woman taste like? Depends ..."
"I feel so off the grid. I watched the Grampas instead of the Grammys last night."