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Joke of the Day

"Marriage, Or as I like to call it; The wonder years Wonder why she is mad this time Wonder why my stuff is on the lawn"

"Steve Irwin lived the way he died... With animals in his heart."

"What's Chris Brown's favourite drink? Punch"

"How is Halloween celebrated in Kentucky? pumpkin"

"Why is there no point in sending medicine to Athiopia? Because the instructions usually say: ""Take after meals."""

"What's better, Google or Yahoo? Let's Google it."

"What pronouns do you use to address a chocolate bar? Her/she"

"How does an elephant climb a tree? He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up."

"what kind of flooring does jesus have in his kitchen gentiles"

"Did you hear about the drug addict who went to court for flipping off the cops? It was a case of two birds one stoner"