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Joke of the Day

"Marriage, Or as I like to call it; The wonder years Wonder why she is mad this time Wonder why my stuff is on the lawn"

"I'm in that fun part of a relationship where everything is new and exciting and we are learning things about each other and I don't poop."

"What kind of bug do you find on a long car ride? An I-shoulda-pede."

"Want to know the real reason girls go to the bathroom together? The air hockey table. All our bathrooms have one."

"Irreconcilable differences The judge says to Mickey, ""I can't grant you a divorce because you think Minnie is crazy."" ""I didn't say she was crazy,"" says Mickey, ""I said she was fucking Goofy!"""

"I'm always frank with my sexual partners. Don't want them knowing my real name."

"The zoo only has one animal it's a shih tzu."

"Guys, this may all be some sort of marketing ploy, but if the email I just received is accurate then local singles want to fuck."

"I just shook the crumbs out of my keyboard and they spelled ""GAYLORD."" My haters grow more powerful everyday."

"The answer is ""9 W"". What is the question? Does Wagner begin with a ""V""?"