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Joke of the Day

"I'm in that fun part of a relationship where everything is new and exciting and we are learning things about each other and I don't poop."

"Superpowers If you could have one superpower, what would it be? Cold war Russia."

"Corned beef and potatoes running aimlessly about on the playground. -Hash Tag"

"Hear the slogan for the Stealth Condom? ""They'll never see you coming."""

"You know how I deal with migraines? I store them in migranary."

"Dear Tequila, we had a deal last night. You were supposed to make me funnier, smarter and a better dancer. I saw the video, we need to talk"

"My terrible dinosaur joke... Two dinosaurs are walking across a deserted valley, when one says to the other, ""Do you think we're alone out here? I Spinosaurus."""

"Why was Windows afraid of 7? Because 7 8 10."

"Why did the unicycle win the race? Because the bicycle was two tired."

"What did the blind man say as he passed the fish market? HEYYY LAAADIESS"