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Joke of the Day

"Irreconcilable differences The judge says to Mickey, ""I can't grant you a divorce because you think Minnie is crazy."" ""I didn't say she was crazy,"" says Mickey, ""I said she was fucking Goofy!"""

"What type of computer sings? A Dell."

"I'm so proud of myself, it took me only six months to finish my latest jigsaw puzzle... ...the box said 2-4 years!"

"There are 6 jurors on the Treyvon Martin trial. I bet they all get on the same cycle from being around each other so much... Dude better hope it isn't that time of the month when the verdict comes in."

"Did you know Hellen Keller had a treehouse? Neither did Hellen Keller."

"Biden: Maybe we make our own country and he won't be invited Obama: Joe Biden: And MAYBE THIS TIME WE CALL IT THE BLACK HOUSE RIGHT BARACK"

"Every time I'm the only black person at a party I think: ""Wow. I helped them make quota."""

"Gave my seat to a blind man on the bus Lost my job as a bus driver."

"""14 years, 20 billion later and my team have finally finished building a Large Hadron Kaleidoscope."" ""You mean Collider?"" ""Oh shit!"""

"Just yelled ""out of my way monsters!"" at a flock of seagulls, so I'm done interacting socially for the day"