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Joke of the Day

"The answer is ""9 W"". What is the question? Does Wagner begin with a ""V""?"

"Why can't SCAT be legally banned? I could've gone my whole life without seeing that shit."

"Every time you make a typo... the errorists win"

"Female praying mantises bite the heads off males while mating, so if your mantis boyfriend shows up without a head, he was cheating on you."

"Why are farmers the best at what they do? They are out standing in their field."

"A bunch of angry redditors get pissed because of...? (This joke?)"

"Me and a buddy went to an amputee party It was crawling with pussy."

"What did the cow say when it saw the farmer twice in one day? Deja Moo!"

"A man was admitted to the ER with 6 small plastic horses up his bum... ...doctors described his condition as ""stable""."

"Why did the newspaper cross the street? To get to the other side of the story."