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Joke of the Day

"I'm always frank with my sexual partners. Don't want them knowing my real name."

"Have you heard about the gay boogeyman? He'll hide anywhere *except* your closet."

"Did you guys hear about the kidnapping in Jacksonvillle? He woke up."

"Once as Laloo was coming out of airport there was huge rush and the security guard told him ""Wait Please."" To which Laloo replied ""65 kgs"" and moved on."

"What do you call a religious man with low pH? An acidic Jew."

"I just heard that someone at my gym drilled a hole in the wall of the girls locker room. Police are looking into it."

"If you screwed up something in a science lab, who do you tell? **Not** Neil deGrasse cause he will grass on you!"

"When updating your status, always proof-read carefully to see if you any words out..."

"Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? Because they have a common enemy"

"What should you call someone with a different color of skin than your own? A hue man."