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Joke of the Day

"I'm always frank with my sexual partners. Don't want them knowing my real name."

"What's the difference between unlawful and illegal? One's against the law, and the other's a sick bird."

"Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give their vacuum one more chance?"

"Did you hear about the Syrian Masquerade? It was held in Da**masc**us."

"When I was a kid, I wanted to be an adult. So yeah....kids are stupid."

"What do you call a rigged carnival? An UnFair."

"The experienced carpenter really nailed it, but... the new guy screwed everything up"

"4 words. 5 syllables. Easy to say. Hard to prove. ''I am a zebra.''"

"2 dudes Came here to tell a gay joke, Butt fuck it."

"Bom Dia means good morning in Portuguese Apparently it also means bomb him in Indonesian"