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Joke of the Day

"The zoo only has one animal it's a shih tzu."

"When I was a child, I loved astronomy and I actually saw Orion's belt many times. My Dad's nickname was Orion and he used to beat the shit out of me because I didn't like sports."

"I have an idea for a movie combining my two favorite genres. Zombies and Mafia...I'm going to call it ""Deadfellas""."

"Baby circumcision [Imgur](http://i.imgur.com/DbgAFxp.jpg)"

"What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over? Doughnuts."

"What's the worst part of getting hit in the face with pie? It's never ending."

"I would tell you a leech joke. . . But it would suck anyway"

"Whitney Houston May Not Have Had The Last Word! But I know She Had The Last Line!!"

"Do you know how NASCAR got its name? It's from North Carolina. There were a bunch of dudes standing around a car, and one of them said, ""That's a nas' car."""