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Joke of the Day
"What do Mormons say when they go to the strip club? Do they come in bulk?"
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"Hi mom, we shot the new Hobbit movie today. I'm orc #56, the one accidentally wearing a watch. The director was really mad."
"What do you get when you cross a riddle with a rhetorical question?"
"Why did neither Hillary nor Trump win the election? Jill Stein"
"Netflix's new show is Marvel's Luke Cage, whose ""Superpower is unbreakable skin. Bullet proof skin on a black man isn't a super power its straight up evolution! -Danish Anwar"
"""Yesterday you were 3 Chainz and now it's 5 Chainz,"" Janet cried. ""Where does it stop?"" 8 Chainz frowned. ""14 Chainz doesn't have time for"
"why did princess Diana cross the road? she wasnt wearing her seatbelt...."
"When I was single, my most frequently used approach with women was to play hard to get rid of."
"How much energy does hova's DeLorean require? 1.21 jigga watts"
"Don't make fun of a retarded dwarf it's not big and it's not clever"