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Joke of the Day

"""Yesterday you were 3 Chainz and now it's 5 Chainz,"" Janet cried. ""Where does it stop?"" 8 Chainz frowned. ""14 Chainz doesn't have time for"

"I bought a Chris Brown's greatest hits album. It was just a bunch of Rihanna songs."

"Why do most black men's eyes appear bloodshot after sex? Mace."

"How do you know Google is a male? Because it knows everything."

"Different religions can be really strict about adherence to their principles. I hate anal sects."

"A racist, a fascist, and an idiot walked into a bar ""What can I get you?"" Asked the bartender. ""I'll just have a water, and make sure the glass is small enough for my hands"" said Donald Trump."

"Why do gay pirates always fight each other? They are always trying to get to the others booty"

"Nothing makes me feel less like you really do wish me the best than signing your emails ""Best,""."

"I want to learn the Finnish language. But I don't know where to start."

"Young Charlie to dentist's sexy chariside assistant ""Aha ! Are you the lady orthodontist ?"". The lady replied ""No but I'll straighten anyone's teeth """