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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cross a riddle with a rhetorical question?"
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"What's the best about dead childrens jokes? They never get old."
"To clean up or just move. This is the question."
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"I tried to visit a new subreddit /r/god All I got was ""there doesn't seem to be anything here"". Check. Your move, religionists"
"Turn up? At my age, I'm just happy when I can turn over."
"My new neighbour is fat, obnoxious and loud... Now I know how Canada feels"
"Whats the best thing Orlando Bloom's ever been in? Katy Perry"
"You brought me roses? I can't eat this. Get out."
"I've made the front page 5 times! The girls on /r/creepyPMs are really mean and don't understand the P means Private."