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Joke of the Day
"Don't make fun of a retarded dwarf it's not big and it's not clever"
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"I tried to shuffle a pile of Ibuprofen I guess drug dealing just isn't for me."
"Me and my GF split...she sais "" You never listen...."" Or something like that......."
"Man: Why is ur wife shouting at you? Friend: she told me to upload her photo in FB, I uploaded in OLX... Mistakes do happen"
"What type of belly buttons do cars have? Audi's."
"TIFU by being Cuban and attending Fidel Castro's funeral. Now the FBI lists me as ""public enemy number Juan""."
"Mexicans jump the border alone or in pairs... Because there's no trespassing allowed."
"Why was the mushroom a hit at parties? Because he was a *fungi*"
"-Do you know what the girls say when the see a large penis? -No? -Well, I do."