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Joke of the Day
"Q: Why doesn't the dinosaur cross the road anymore? A: Because their eggs stink. (They're extinct)"
Next Joke
"Your wife is knocking at the back door to come inside and your dog is barking at the front. Which one do you let in the house first? The dog, because when the dog gets in the house it stops bitching."
"Nothing says you're worth more than $25 but not quite worth $50 like a $40 gift certificate."
"With great power comes great electricity bill."
"Humans pretend to be smart but we still look at the ceiling when we hear a noise upstairs like we're suddenly gonna have x-ray vision"
"4007 What is the most unethical thing you can legally buy? Nestle products"
"What's the difference between normal sex and anal sex? One makes your day, the other makes your hole weak"
"Wanna hear a joke? Sanctity of marriage. OH!"
"I heard she accidentally spilled her chocolate milkshake on her white poodle- -knick knack paddy whack give the dog a... bath!!!"
"GUY (whose car died): can u help me? I need a jump ME (pulling a trampoline out of my trunk): im always prepared for emergencies like this"