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Joke of the Day
"why did princess Diana cross the road? she wasnt wearing her seatbelt...."
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"I like to sneak into people's houses and masturbate in their livingroom. ...so far no ones heard me cumming."
"Woman: Guys who can't make me orgasm really rub me the wrong way."
"Madonna is tryin to get Spice Girls back together. Only condition is she gets to join them. They gonna call her Old Spice."
"I bet people who are actually from West Philadelphia get really tired of telling people where they were born and raised."
"Snapbacks Popular amongst those with brittle bones."
"Why was Jesus such a bad carpenter? He couldn't remove three nails to save his life"
"If I can ever learn how to fold a fitted sheet, I will consider my life to be a successful one."
"what's a political campaign we can all get behind? gay rights"
"What phrase do prostitutes and mafia members both say? You lookin to get whacked?"