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Joke of the Day
"How does a Bee get to work? He catches a buzz."
Next Joke
"*hears noise downstairs *wakes up husband so he can go get murdered first"
"A lot of schools are back in session. Remember if you study hard enough there will still be no jobs when you graduate."
"What do you call the statistics for the total amount of waste produced by the US this year? Gross"
"What was the last thing that went through the bugs head after he hit the window shield? His ass"
"Where do you find red eyed rodents? Hamsterdam!"
"A Donkey fell into a bowl of sugar. Now that's a sweet ass!"
"A friend is like a book: you don't need to read all of them, just pick the best ones."
"A friend of mine told me all my clothes were gay... ""Keep your voice down!"" I yelled, ""some of them are still in the closet."""
"What's the difference between USA and USB? One has standards"