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Joke of the Day

"How does a Bee get to work? He catches a buzz."

"Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose."

"You hear about the three guys who died in a flight simulator when a plane crashed in to the building? Apparently jet fuel can't melt irony."

"A former boxer decided to go into the writing business There is no punchline."

"It puts the lotion in the basket. Then it calls the wife to make sure it's the right brand so it doesn't get the hose again."

"What kind of ring is the least exciting? A BOring"

"A musician always closed his eyes when he sang. When asked, he replied, ""I can't bear to see people suffering."""

"They should rename ""eye drops"" to ""cheek drops"" so I don't feel bad every time I miss."

"Book nerds all be like.. 420 blaze it? More like, 451 BLAZE IT! .... On second thoughts, this is probably why I have no friends"

"How are asymptotes like women? You can get close to it, but you can't touch it"