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Joke of the Day

"what's the difference between a girl in a church and a girl in a bathtub? The girl in church has hope in her soul whilst the girl in the bathtub has..."

"Is a brain dead cow a vegetable? My room mate came up with this one earlier, has anyone ever heard it?"

"I'm tired of Seeing Cocks On The Web Said The Spider at The Nudist Camp."

"What do you call a subreddit that sanctions free speech? [deleted]"

"Whats the differance between a terrorist and a yiddish mama? You can negotiate with terrorists"

"There are three bears a black, a brown, and a white one. Which bear dissolves in water? The white bear, because it's polar"

"Did you know that jewish people have a higher risk of getting a cavity? There saliva can be very Hassidic."

"Why did the trekkie spit out her latte at the Star Trek Convention? Cause William Shatner Coffee. hahahha"

"Me: The Calvin and Hobbes movie was awesome! Her: Idiot, that was Life of Pi. Me: Whatever *gets in cardboard time machine, flies to Mars*"

"Nancy Reagan gave the ultimate sacrifice today... She'd rather die than see Trump win the GOP nomination"