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Joke of the Day
"Why did Germany run out of gas? Because they gave it to the Jews I'll be in Argentina for awhile."
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"How do you get pikachu on to a boat? You pokemon"
"Me: What music you into? Date: I love hip hop Me: Yeah me too [thinking of something to say to impress her] Me: Soup Dogg is my cousin"
"I tried to get an hourglass figure... ...but then I realised it would just be a waist of time."
"What's the difference between a turkey sandwich and a ham sandwich? A turkey sandwich doesn't recognize the Armenian genocide"
"Q: How do elephants smell? A: Really bad."
"Parenting styles often relax as you have more kids. For example my 1st born ate only all-natural, organic food. My 2nd eats broken glass."
"""Two parents that will never give you their love and approval!"" -sad Buzzfeed post"
"What I've said most in 2016 Table for 1 please"
"My car doubles in value when I fill my gas tank up."