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Joke of the Day

"Knock knock... Who's there?... Tank... Tank who?... You're welcome"

"Did you hear about that hippie superhero who could make tulips and daffodils grow just by sprinkling baking ingredients on them? He said it was his self raising flour power."

"Lucy fell in front of the train she screamed out for help ""HELP ME! I DONT WANT TO DIE THIS WAY!!"", so Luke came running over and cut her throat instead. Nice work Luke. You should be more like Luke."

"Even people who are good for nothing can bring smile on your face, when pushed down the stairs..."

"What if there was a Christian version of ISIS called CHRISIS?!"

"Anyone: I'm cold Me: Get a sweatshirt or something I'm not your mother Dog: *shivers once* Me: I WILL USE MY BODY HEAT TO KEEP YOU ALIVE"

"I support farming and math... I'm pro-tractor."

"Why can't PC gamers use Uber? Too many incompatible drivers."

"A friend was complaining about how hard it is to cook eggs sunny side up... I told him to put a lid on it."

"Why is the all-lisp percussion section so quiet? Because thimbles aren't very loud."