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Joke of the Day

"What's black and eats pussy? Cervical Cancer"

"If you text me in all CAPS, I will assume we are meeting In the street to fight in the near future."

"My lame brother and his friends dressed up as european sausages tonight! He's the wurst."

"What's the best thing about Switzerland? I'm not sure, but their flag is a big plus."

"A man went to a fish and chip lunch organised by the local monastery... He strolls up to one guy serving, and with a big grin, asks ""Are you the fish friar?"" The guy responds ""No, I'm the chip monk!"""

"if you can get a price tag onto a priceless jewel they have to sell it to you for that price, it's a simply trick that saves on heist work"

"You know why /r/jokes doesn't allow pictures? thatsthejoke.jpg"

"this harambe joke is getting too long already... ...can't someone just kill it?"

"How does the enthusiastic chef serve his burgers? With relish"

"Leaving restaurant: ""That was lovely"" Outside: ""Well, it was okay"" In car: ""I mean, it wasn't great"" Back home: ""We won't go there again"""